PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION SYMPTOMS

TAKE TWO ASPIRIN AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING. THAT WAS THE STANDARD PRESCRIPTION WHEN YOU CALLED THE DOCTOR TO COMPLAIN ABOUT WHATEVER SYMPTOMS YOU WERE EXPERIENCING. WE OF COURSE PROGRESSED FROM THAT POINT TO AN ERA WHERE THERE IS A PILL FOR JUST ABOUT ANYTHING. EVEN A PILL FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (VIAGRA) WHICH SOME OF US MAY OR MAY NOT NEED, I FOR ONE DO NOT NEED IT, BUT SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT THE ADDED EXPERIENCE WOULD BE IF I DID TRY IT. HOWEVER, MY OTHER HALF HAS DISCOURAGED ME FROM ATTEMPTING THAT EXPERIMENT THREATENING TO HAVE A CONTINUOUS HEADACHE FOR THE YEAR 2010. ANYHOW, THERE ARE CONSTANT ADVERTISEMENTS ON TELEVISION AND IN MAGAZINES ABOUT ALL OF THE NEW AVAILABLE PRODUCTS CLAIMING TO HELP YOU WITH WHATEVER AILMENT YOU SUFFER FROM. THE PROBLEM HERE IS THAT WHEN YOU TAKE THAT ONE PILL, YOU THEN ENCOUNTER A SERIES OF OTHER MEDICAL PROBLEMS FROM TAKING THAT PILL. I WATCHED AN AD ON TELEVISION LAST NIGHT WHICH STATED THAT TAKING THE PILL ADVERTISED WOULD HELP YOU MAKE IT THROUGH EACH DAY PAIN FREE. GREAT! BUT WAIT! IF I TAKE THAT ONE PILL WHAT ARE THE SIDE EFFECTS? HMMMM. DRY TONGUE, SWELLING OF THE ESOPHAGUS, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, NUMBNESS IN THE LEGS, BLURRY VISION, CONFUSION AND DIZZINESS. EIGHT! EIGHT NEW CONDITIONS I'D DEVELOP FROM TAKING ONE PILL FOR MY ORIGINAL SYMPTOM. GEEZ, I'D HAVE TO TAKE MORE PILLS TO CURE THE SYMPTOMS FROM THE FIRST PILL. THINK I'D BE BETTER OFF NOT TAKING THE FIRST PILL AND SUFFERING WITH JUST THE ONE SYMPTOM I ORIGINALLY STARTED WITH.
I DID NOTICE HOWEVER, THAT TAKING VIAGRA DID NOT HAVE AS MANY FRIGHTENING SYMPTOMS AS ALL OF THE OTHERS. THE ONLY WARNING WAS THAT IF YOU EXPERIENCE AN ERECTION LASTING MORE THAN FOUR HOURS, CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN. YEAH RIGHT! IF I SO MUCH HAVE AN ERECTION LASTING MORE THAN FOUR HOURS I'M "NOT" CALLING MY PHYSICIAN. I'M CALLING THE CHEMISTS WHO DEVELOPED IT AND CONGRATULATING THEM FOR MY NEW TOY. AT THE SAME TIME MY OTHER HALF WILL BE FILING FOR A DIVORCE. SEE, ANOTHER SIDE EFFECT.